Another new series here!
One of my many email accounts has lately been the lucky recipient of these strange little spam messages, supposedly from lonely and lovely women just looking for comfort and company in a nice person like me.
These poor women are so distraught without my friendship that they apparently can’t even find the space bar.
hello
My beloved ,
My name is Anita
i saw your contact today on my search for a nice person and decided to write to you,I hope to start a very
cordial and lasting friendly relationship with you that will be beneficial to
both of us in the nearest future.I will tell you more about myself and also send my
pictures to you after receiving your response.Please do not neglect a humble and lonely heart that seeks for your relationship.Yours sincerely,
Anita
I am having loads of fun with phrases like “in the nearest future.”
The Nearest Future: When the Near Future Just Isn’t Near Enough.
Of course, the last sentence “…a humble and lonely heart that seeks for your relationship,” is delighting me to no end. With wording like that, you gotta wonder why poor Anita is still so alone.
